Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she pinky promised me she was 18
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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