Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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