who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
