how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
