I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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