it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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