if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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