They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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