You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
