You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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