The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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