I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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