The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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