wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Everything about him screamed your future.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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