i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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