Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize
