i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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