wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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