i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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