covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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