Your tits are I can't wait for
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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