I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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