We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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