Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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