I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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