If i come over, it means nothing
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
