do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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