Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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