She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
