...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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