Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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