I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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