your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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