apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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