It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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