Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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