I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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