But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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