real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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