Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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