marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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