Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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