i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
