I am in a vortex of obligation.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Alive.
So much puke
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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