Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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