Your face is a jimmy john
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize