69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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