Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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