On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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