# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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