how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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