I'm laying in your front yard are you home
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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