Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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