Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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