I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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