its not stalking. its research.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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