I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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