She announced her abortion via fbk
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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